Exterminator John Birkett found the bed in a house in Winchester, England, in a spare room that had not been entered for several months. The crocheted blanket was saved.
"The crocheted blanket was saved."
Well thank God for small miracles.
(or OT3 or friendship just… relationships ok?)
and I will give you my headcanon of:
- Who’s the messiest one:
- Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA:
- Who’s the funniest drunk:
- Who texts the most:
- Who has the most embarrassing taste in music:
- Who reads the most:
- Who’s better with kids:
- Who’s the one that fixes things around the house:
- Who’s got the weirdest hobby:
- Who cooks and who cleans up:
★ This cock isn’t going to suck itself, you know?
★ Can you hand me a towel? I’m a little wet.
★ You want to have sex here? What if someone catches us?
★ Let me show you why we should stay in bed.
★ I see you started without me.
★ It seems I forgot to wear any underwear tonight.
★ Hate me all you want. You can’t deny how good the sex is.
★ Wanna taste?
★ You look tense. Let me help you relax.
★ Less talking. More fucking.
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do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you
For my muse in a randomly generated costume.
(Sorry If You Reblog I Can’t Include A Number Generator)
1. A loosely fitting dress shirt and dress pants
2. Only a hoodie that’s too big
3. A maid outfit
4. A sexy nurse’s outfit
6. Thigh high boots and underwear
7. Your muse’s oversized shirt
8. Bunny ears and white briefs with bunny tail attached to back of them
9. A pair of boxers
10. Very tight clothes
Kristen Stewart is having none of your gendered bull shit
kristen is an actual kickass feminist who speaks up aaaall the time and gets so little credit for it
What do you mean, that’s not how it happened?
Send me a ★and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.
SEXUAL TENSION VERSION (can be nsfw, better used with ships)
This has been a PSA.
I’m trying not to reblog posts on this blog but I feel that this is important to post here.
on a related note:
Self defence sprays that are legal to carry and use in the United Kingdom
Image 1: Farbgel
Image 2: StoppaRed
I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly women, for reasons which may be obvious) speaking about being worried when going out, be it alone or even with friends, both in the day and at night. I know that a lot of female friends of mine carry around a can of antiperspirant or a pot of pepper to use if they’re ever attacked. What I know a lot of people don’t realise is that there are products out there which work in a violent situation and help in catching the assailant for the best part of a week afterwards.
Known as ‘criminal identifiers’, these sprays are brightly coloured dyes which can be sprayed in the face of an attacker. Unlike things such as CS or Pepper sprays, criminal identifier sprays are legal in the UK.
What these sprays do is release a sticky, brightly coloured dye. It’s difficult to wipe away and stains the skin a bright red colour. No matter how hard an attacker might try to remove it from their skin and clothing, the staining typically lasts for around a week and doesn’t even start to fade until after a few days have passed.
Unlike CS and Pepper sprays (which, again, aren’t legal in the UK) criminal identifier sprays don’t cause irritation or pain to an attacker. Instead, they expand and clog up the area sprayed with a kind of sticky foam that’s difficult to wipe away. It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.
Each can of the sprays costs around £10 each, though it may be cheaper when buying multiple canisters and if you shop around.
This is an original post, but I’ve released it into the public domain. It can be shared, altered, reposted in whole or in part with no need for attribution (though obviously I would appreciate it!)
It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.